Tae: ;__; Waaaaaaaaah! I can't believe Kaoru-chan has been kidnapped by Yamazaki-sensei! *Hysterics*
Me: T__T Neither can I. She's so lucky! Susumu is soooooo bishielicious! *swoon*
Tae: I guess you wish it would have been me who got kidnapped. Huh?
Me: Maybe. *scratches chin* Although, I don't think it would have had the same effect. Would anybody realize that you were missing?
Me: *blinks* WHAT?! I'm only telling you the truth. (Somebody has to do it!) Need I remind you how pathetically alone you are?
Tae: Mou, Sakura-chan! I'm not alone! I have Shiro-san...sorta...kinda...
Me: *eyeroll* RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Keep on deluding yourself.
Tae: *GASP* Lies, all lies!
Me: Uh, okay. *Humors her* But...where was your beloved Shiro-san during that little nervous breakdown you had earlier? I mean...if he cares about you so much then he should be there when you need him. Right? RIGHT?!
Tae: Eto...I'm sure he was busy...doing....I dunno. He's a shinobi, afterall. I bet he was out saving Japan or something noble like that! *nodnod*
Me: *snort* If you say so. But if I were you, I wouldn't be putting all of my eggs in one basket...if you catch my drift. *wink wink*
Tae: I don't know what you're talking about. I have plenty of suitors...Sawagejou-san even offered to cook me dinner. He's going to treat me to some fine Osaka cuisine. Isn't that nice of him?
Me: *Facepalm* (Why me?!) Listen, the only hot little Osakan dish that Chou is interested in tasting...is you.